The Onion: Wonder Drug

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Wonder Drug Inspires Deep, Unwavering Love Of Pharmaceutical Companies

March 6, 2006 Issue 42•10

NEW YORK—The Food and Drug Administration today approved the sale of the drug PharmAmorin, a prescription tablet developed by Pfizer to treat chronic distrust of large prescription-drug manufacturers.

Pfizer executives characterized the FDA's approval as a "godsend" for sufferers of independent-thinking-related mental-health disorders.

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